Posted 8 months ago / 26,375 notes / Via: nsfwhumor

nsfwhumor:

Steve Martin on Tom Hanks [x]

Posted 8 months ago / 186,696 notes / Via: nsfwhumor

highalia:

You said I was gonna be a mermaid.

highalia:

You said I was gonna be a mermaid.

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n)

Posted 8 months ago / 244,720 notes / Via: bunnyfood

(Source: deathbycuteboy)

Posted 8 months ago / 1,016 notes / Via: collegehumor

collegehumor:

A friend in need is a friend who is really gross, apparently.

collegehumor:

A friend in need is a friend who is really gross, apparently.

Posted 9 months ago / 5,774 notes / Via: doctorwho

doctorwho:

comealongjess:

Finished my TARDIS mittens just in time for the 50th anniversary!

Pattern by the fantastic SpillyJane

Happy crafternoon!

Posted 9 months ago / 54,667 notes / Via: sneaky-fucking-lips

a-symphony-of-horror:



American Horror Story re-energized me; it re-energized my career . There’s no shame in recognizing that. It’s exposed me to a whole new generation, which is a little strange. I’m not used to young people thinking I’m cool.


QUEEN ♥

a-symphony-of-horror:

American Horror Story re-energized me; it re-energized my career . There’s no shame in recognizing that. It’s exposed me to a whole new generation, which is a little strange. I’m not used to young people thinking I’m cool.

QUEEN ♥

(Source: margaerystyrells)

Posted 9 months ago / 755,953 notes / Via: sneaky-fucking-lips

owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

"we must conspire against the bunnies"

owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

"we must conspire against the bunnies"

Posted 9 months ago / 773,520 notes / Via: sneaky-fucking-lips

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

(Source: tricksy-and-mopsy)

Posted 9 months ago / 1,701 notes / Via: leilockheart

Posted 9 months ago / 53,211 notes / Via: wanderlust326
Every mouth you’ve ever kissed was just practice. All the bodies you’ve ever undressed and ploughed in to were preparing you for me. I don’t mind tasting them in the memory of your mouth.
Was it a long journey?
Did it take you long to find me?
You’re here now, welcome home.
—Warsan Shire (via degreeschelsius)

(Source: skintones)


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